"Sing your life; any fool can think of words that rhyme."

"Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age."

"I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry."

-"To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one."

-"I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar."

-"I'd love to...but only with you."

-"You don't like me, but you love me; either way, you're wrong."

-"It's so shameful of me: I like you."

"You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you." -Morrissey :)